- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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