how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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