Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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