whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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