- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Cripples are lame.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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