how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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