- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

... Chan chan

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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