How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A Serbian Film

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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