- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

women's rights

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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