- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A child walks into a classroom.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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