Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Lololol

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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