What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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