- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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