- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Matthew Wyckoff

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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