- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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