- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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