- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Your mother just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Julian Ha.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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