- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Your sex life.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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