Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Major League Soccer

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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