What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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