- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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