- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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