- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

poopy is poopy

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Balls

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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