IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Bark I'm a tree

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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