- Anti Joke

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

your mom

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes