Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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