- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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