- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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