- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Please ignore this statement.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

batman has diarrhea

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

the WNBA

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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