- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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