- Anti Joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.