- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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