Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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