Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

richard is fag

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Anti Joke

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