- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Who is it?

What's your blood type? Red.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poopy is poopy

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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