Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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