Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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A bar walks into a man

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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