- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I literally died laughing

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Christ is a conspiracy

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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