Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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