How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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being sober in a bar fight

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Major League Soccer

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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