What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the old man say? Im old

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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