So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Refridgerator.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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