- Anti Joke

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A blind man walks into a library.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.