- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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