- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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