A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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