how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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WNBA

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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