- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

batman has diarrhea

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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