- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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