- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

the WNBA

batman has diarrhea

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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