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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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