What did the old man say? Im old

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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