- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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