- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's 9 + 10 19

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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