Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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