- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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