- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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