- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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