Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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