- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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