- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Major League Soccer

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

being sober in a bar fight

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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