There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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