Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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