- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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