A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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being sober in a bar fight

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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