A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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the redsox

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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