- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Balls

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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