How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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