How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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