- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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