- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Good job, son.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

whats brown and booky a book.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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