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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Who is it?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's your blood type? Red.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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