- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's your blood type? Red.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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