Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Who wants water? I do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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