Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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