- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

it was all Tagart

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

the economy.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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