A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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