- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

drew edminstin is a rat

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Your mam is so fat.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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