- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

can you pass the soap?

I'd like to make a withdraw

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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