What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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