A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Pickles are moist.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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