guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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