- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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