- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's big and purple? Barney

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Anyone can post anything.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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