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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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