Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Anyone can post anything.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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