How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A storm be brewin!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Neil is a reterd.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

where is the world?

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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