What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Pickles are moist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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