A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Whats 1+1? window!

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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