- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Justin Bieber

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

WNBA

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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