- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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