- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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