- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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