What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Your mom.

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where is the world?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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