Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats 1+1? window!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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