- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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