What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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