What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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