3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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