Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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smell the vitamin C

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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