- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Dumbledore dies.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Obama = ebola

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Well this is pointless.....

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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